Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
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Looking for a natural mood booster? Science agrees: laughter truly is medicine for the soul! Whether you need a quick pick-me-up, an icebreaker for awkward moments, or just want to spread joy, corny jokes are your secret weapon.
In this curated list, we’ve compiled the best dad-approved one-liners, groan-worthy puns, and cheeky quips guaranteed to deliver belly laughs. Share these crowd-pleasing jokes at work, family dinners, or parties—no prescription needed!
Where would you put it? . . . . (Much funnier when Steven Wright delivered this line in his standup routine many years ago.)
...waiting for the doctor to allow him to see his wife and their new baby. A nurse steps into the waiting room and gets his attention. "Congratulations! How many children do you have now?" she asks. "This is my seventh," he says proudly. "I'm a sex machine!" "Well," the nurse replies, "you might want to check the oil in that engine of yours, because this one came out dark."
They got to talking and seemed to really hit it off. They discussed medicine, politics, religion etc. They both confessed that they neither believed in god, nor denied god’s existence. The conversation went so well, that they decided to start a new branch of medicine together! They named it Diagnostic medicine.
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Momma, I'm board.
Don’t open it, it’s SPAM!
Dog 2- this gives me a feeling of deja voof.
When I finish confessing my sins, I take a feather and tickle my nose so that I sneeze. And right after the priest says “God bless you” - I storm out of the church…
They call me Nostrawdamus.
Over the years my sons have been pretty receptive to my dad jokes. That may be changing. Me: I just had a feeling of deja von't. Son: What's that. Me: It's the opposite of deja vu. Son: No Dad, that's called dementia.
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